Dial 1-800-F**KYO to Reach Obamacare’s National Hotline

Do you need to speak with an Obamacare professional today about less affordable health insurance with fewer services? Forget dialing down the middle. Try dialing down the middle finger.

Call 1-800-F**KYO.

That’s right, as first noticed by TheDailyCaller.com, if you dial the official Obamacare national hotline, which is 1-800-318-2596, what you’ll really be dialing is 1-800-F**KYO.

Well, really it’s 1-800-F1**KYO, but the digit “1” does not have any associated letters. However, the other digits really do spell out this profane phrase.

I guess Obamacare professionals want you to know that this is a screwjob right from the very first phone call.

I wonder what the official phone numbers will be for the other initiatives that President Obama is pushing:

Cap and Trade
1-800-TAXNROB

Civilian Army
1-800-ZOMBIES

Student Loan Affordability Act
1-800-LON-SHRK

Green Jobs
1-800-SUBSIDY

Amnesty Bill
1-800-BUY-VOTE

Gun Control
1-800-MYSLAVE