Crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford, the poster child for Southwest’s “Wanna Get Away?” ads, proves that he really should stop talking for the rest of his life.
Responding to new allegations from staffer Olivia Gondek that the embattled mayor said he “wanted to eat her pu**y,” Mr. Ford delivered a remark so epic and so lewd that one wonders if he has any awareness of his surroundings at all. This is what he said:
Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondek. It says, it says that I wanted to eat her pu**y. Olivia Gondek. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.
There are no words.
Here is the video:
All of this was great fodder for The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmar4ft0BXw