College Students Tell the Story of Thanksgiving

This Thanksgiving, we have much to be thankful for: our families, our health, President Obama’s plunging approval ratings. But most of all, we should be thankful that we’re not as dumb as these college students.

Caleb Bonham, reporter at Campus Reform, recently interviewed students at a local university and tested their knowledge of the story of Thanksgiving. The results are, as Campus Reform put it, as inaccurate as they are hilarious.

Here are some of the brain benders that Mr. Bonham posed to these Mensa members:

Caleb: The Pilgrims landed in North America on a spot known as…

Student: North America.

Caleb: The Pilgrims woke up, gathered their guns, went into the forest, and shot a bunch of…

Student: Uh, Native Americans.

Here’s the humorous and frightening video, plus a link to Campus Reform’s article:

Campus Reform – Thanksgiving Special: Students tell the story of Thanksgiving