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Today, Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a star-studded campaign fundraising event for President Obama and the DNC at her sprawling Brentwood estate. With Obama in attendance, the Iron Man 3 actress found herself to be unusually starstruck in his presence, and loopier than normal as a result.
It all started when Gwyneth gazed into the eyes of our debonair President and suddenly lost control of all oral motor skills:
Gwyneth #Paltrow declares #Obama "so handsome that I can't speak" properly
— Margaret Talev (@margarettalev) October 10, 2014
Some people found Mrs. Paltrow’s act a little hard to stomach:
Gwyneth Paltrow turned the microphone over to Obama, telling him, “You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly.” pic.twitter.com/eAUxrEyx52
— I'm ur huckleberry (@jeanniemcbride) October 10, 2014
Others thought that Obama might have found another Hollywood sucker:
Congrats Mr President on consciously uncoupling Gwyneth Paltrow from her cash.
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) October 10, 2014
Mrs. Paltrow’s buffoonery continued:
Tonight Gwyneth Paltrow cited Obama's equal pay efforts as important to her "as a working mother," per pool reports. Because Paltrow
— Tal Kopan (@TalKopan) October 10, 2014
Gwyneth Paltrow, working mother?
@TalKopan @whpresscorps says the spoiled brat who has lived an entitled life
— Connie McDonald (@ConnieAustinTX) October 10, 2014
.@TalKopan @whpresscorps Important to her nannies, chefs, and housekeepers too, no doubt.
— Kiley Girl (@Kiley_Girl) October 10, 2014
Yep, working moms like Gwyneth Paltrow really have it tough.
— TheH2 (@TheH2) October 10, 2014
Gwyneth then surrendered herself (and our nation’s laws) completely to the President:
Paltrow: "It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass."
— Jon Passantino (@passantino) October 10, 2014
Which should work out well for her:
@passantino Maybe she's decided the 'burqua' is a good look for her.
— Moody Brew (@MoodyBrew) October 10, 2014
@passantino Now I fully expect her to carve an "O" in her forehead.
— William Belcher (@EdB_Ohio) October 10, 2014
It would be wonderful if any Democrats would dare to campaign/be seen with Obama outside of 32K dinners now @passantino
— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) October 10, 2014
@Tark31 @passantino Sorry Gwyneth hunny.. we don't have dictators or kings in this country. Now go shave those hairy armpits…
— RockPrincess (@Rockprincess818) October 10, 2014
President Obama even let loose with some of his own moonbattery:
“Most of the gains in our economy go to the folks who are in this lovely yard" -Obama at Gwyneth Paltrow's home
— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) October 10, 2014
@StevenTDennis @BrianFaughnan Since you all are NOT billionaire rpubs, but ARE billionaire dems… you guys are cool. ;)
— Tracy Moon (@TracyMoon10) October 10, 2014
In the end, Gwyneth Paltrow’s shenanigans taught us one very important lesson:
Gwyneth Paltrow is a living testament of Judge Judith Scheindlin's quote "beauty fades, but dumb is forever."
— JDM (@sleepdoctorjoe) October 10, 2014
(H/T: Twitchy)
