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As President Obama’s new Secretary of Defense, Ashton Carter, was being sworn in today, Vice President Joe Biden, otherwise known as “Creepy Uncle Joe,” proved to America once again that he is very deserving of his nickname.
While the incoming SecDef was addressing reporters following the swearing-in ceremony, Biden, who was standing in the background behind Carter’s wife, Stephanie, decided to get a little “handsy” with the Mrs. and placed his hands familiarly on her shoulders.
“Creepy Uncle Joe” then leaned in close and whispered sweet nothings into her right ear:
Biden hanging onto Ashton Carter's wife (and whispering things) at Carter's swearing-in pic.twitter.com/qc911pu1GT
— jennifer bendery (@jbendery) February 17, 2015
Other people seemed to notice the absolute creepshow going on as well:
One heavy breath, one very, very audible heartbeat away from the presidency… pic.twitter.com/Sr0VnPl3bg
— M. Mehan (@MTMehanPublic) February 17, 2015
If Joe Biden did this to my wife, SHE'D knock him out. I'd have to take a number and wait my turn… pic.twitter.com/QDTeCmV8uA
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) February 17, 2015
"Want to see the 51st shade?" pic.twitter.com/B0esrBFxfS
— Film Ladd (@FilmLadd) February 17, 2015
"Mm you smell minty. Hey, I almost wore that same dress but they.. Aw man, my gum is stuck in your hair." pic.twitter.com/Hk1v8R4lmU
— High-Horse Whisperer (@Glen_0) February 17, 2015
Well, hello Clairece…
pic.twitter.com/S2K6DWK052
— Low Info Buffalo (@DeadBuffaloBlog) February 17, 2015
"I just need to smell woman's essence to sustain me mmmm!" pic.twitter.com/4LnlP0nGcQ
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) February 17, 2015
>whispers< "Underneath my trousers, I'm commando" pic.twitter.com/ICdQlYCDy8
— Film Ladd (@FilmLadd) February 17, 2015
Unfortunately, this scene is all too familiar for Vice President Biden:
Creepy Uncle Joe is at it again…. pic.twitter.com/4ocN9bCF7W
— Young Repubs (@YoungRepubs) February 17, 2015
The Creepy Uncle Joe Chronicles Continue pic.twitter.com/bNmd0G3nzb
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) February 17, 2015
Oh, guys, he's just so cute and silly and non-predatory, that Uncle Joe. pic.twitter.com/ejkFgGsXIx
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 17, 2015
Fortunately, for anyone of the female persuasion, Vice President Biden has been confined to his cage until further notice.
