Bigot Alec Baldwin Fired from MSNBC For Slur After Only 5 Shows

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

After only 5 episodes of electrifying television, MSNBC’s “Up Late with Alec Baldwin” has been put to bed. America is in mourning.

But do not fret. Just because the nearly unseen cable talk show has been mercy-killed does not mean that it is gone for good. No, the short-lived “Up Late with Alec Baldwin” will live on in our hearts and minds forever.

To pay tribute, we’d like to rehash every heart-pounding moment of the show. Don’t worry, it’ll only take 5 minutes (and that’s being generous).

Here’s what you and everyone in America missed on “Up Late with Alec Baldwin”:

For the debut episode of the show, the actor-turned-talk show host did a scintillating interview with the Sandinista-frenching candidate for mayor of New York City, Bill de Blasio. The episode was neck-deep in Progressivism and proved that two “lefts” don’t make a right, they turn you around backwards.

The following week, there was a spellbinding hour spent with semi-sedated actress Debra Winger, who was clearly “Up Late” past her bedtime.

Next was a leg-thrill-inducing sit-down with fellow MSNBC host Chris Matthews to talk about his new book. That must have been a tough interview to land.

The penultimate episode was a gravity-defying interview with the two main actors from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Look, 2001 is a great movie and all, but if you’re trying to drive ratings… Someone should have said, “I’m sorry, Alec. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Episode 5, the unplanned series finale (I hate cliffhangers), was an interview with two leftist female activists.

And that’s it. The show is a wrap.

So, just to recap, that’s 5 episodes with 4 extreme leftists and 3 D-list actors. I mean, who doesn’t want to watch that show?

Everyone, apparently.

Sadly, because Alec Baldwin could not control himself and lashed out at a Paparazzi photographer with an anti-gay slur, calling him a “c*cksucking f*g,” MSNBC decided to pull the plug on his brand new show just when it wasn’t getting going.

Alec Baldwin reacted by reaching out to Keith Olbermann on Twitter:

Seriously, that is a real tweet from Alec Baldwin to Keith Olbermann (it has since been deleted). No word yet on what the contents of Alec’s Direct Message to Keith were, but they were probably something like,

Hey, just ate a gallon of Bonbons. Is that normal? Watching ‘Beaches’ now. Hit me up.

Here is more info on MSNBC’s firing of Alec Baldwin and cancellation of his show:

The New York Post’s Page Six: Pack your bags, Alec! MSNBC fires Baldwin over anti-gay slurs