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15 Hilarious Amazon Reviews of Hillary Clinton’s ‘Hard Choices’

You may find this difficult to believe, but Hillary Clinton’s autobiography Hard Choices has not exactly been well-received by the American people.

Sure, there are the usual establishment shills like The New York Times who have gushed all over it, calling it “a subtle, finely calibrated work.”

But for the rest of us who don’t reside permanently in the rectal folds of the Democratic party, we’re free to see Mrs. Clinton’s book for what it is: a steaming pile of warm garbage.

At least, that is the consensus of Amazon customers who have read the work. They picked up Hillary’s memoir and somehow made it through the whole thing without dying, but the tales that they tell of the experience are harrowing to say the least.

Here are just a smattering of the 900+ one-star reviews of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s masterpiece Hard Choices:

1) Not a Plumber’s Helper
July 14, 2014

I began to read this on the couch… found it so moving that it went with me into the bathroom. In the end it was found to be terribly non-absorbent, some of the most expensive TP ever tested.

2) What a Waste of Paper
July 16, 2014

Excuses, excuses! What a waste of paper, how many trees had to be cut down to print this lame account of how hard she tried to pad her resume and not take responsibility for her poor acts or failure to act! Her carbon footprint is as big as Bills list of other women. Only read it to see if she was as bad as I had heard…not…she is worse.

3) Hard Choices?
July 22, 2014

When my time Earth is through, and the Priest asks me at my bedside if there is anything he can do for me. I’ll say, “Padre, can you ask Him to give me back the 3 hours I wasted reading Hard Choices?”

4) One Star
July 21, 2014

I thought that Monica had reserved that book title.

5) Hmmmmmm
June 30, 2014

Oh YAWN!! If I could give this book NO stars I would. One positive. At least you won’t have to spend any hard-earned money on Ambien.

6) dreck
July 01, 2014

Too bad kindle books can’t be used for toilet paper. One star is five too many for this book. Avoid like a plague.

7) Can I give it minus 5 stars? This should …
July 06, 2014

Can I give it minus 5 stars?

This should be subtitled, Hard Read.

No wonder her book sales are abysmal.

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