Do you need to speak with an Obamacare professional today about less affordable health insurance with fewer services? Forget dialing down the middle. Try dialing down the middle finger. Call 1-800-F**KYO. That’s right, as first …
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You Might Be A Liberal
Politics in America is a lot like watching football: there are only two teams on the field, and the people watching will stand by their team no matter how much it shames them. So, how …
Read More »Nancy Pelosi Confuses Constitution With Declaration of Independence
Last week, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi spoke at the Center for American Progress (CAP). In her speech, she did something very odd for a liberal, and very brave: she tried to talk about one …
Read More »Obamacare – Defund It Day – September 19th, 2013
My fellow Americans, we are presented with a unique opportunity to rid ourselves of one of the most destructive pieces of legislation ever to spill out of Congress. It is the Patient Protection and Affordable …
Read More »#DemocratOlympicEvents Twitter Hashtag Is Pure Gold
Last night, Twitter user @irishspy created the hashtag #DemocratOlympicEvents with the following innocuous tweet: #DemocratOlympicEvents Race Card speed-play #tcot #p2 — Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) August 18, 2013 By morning, the hashtag was one of the top …
Read More »President Obama’s Goofy Golf Pose: What Was He Thinking? (Photoshop)
On Monday afternoon, while on vacation with the First Family in Martha’s Vineyard, President Obama finally had the chance to do something that he never gets to do: play a round of golf. However, on …
Read More »President Barack Obama’s Gaffe Hall Of Fame
Joe Biden once described Barack Obama as “articulate and bright and clean.” Politico called him “the greatest orator of modern times.” However, our Commander-in-Chief has definitely had his share of flubbed lines, slips of the …
Read More »President Receives #BarackObamaBirthdayWish From Twitter
Today, President Barack Obama turned 52 years old. As they say, turning 52 years old is better than the alternative. Although, with all of the “phony scandals” piling up, our dear leader may be rethinking …
Read More »President Obama Gets The Latest Info On The Crisis In Egypt
President Obama receives the latest information from Secretary of State John Kerry regarding the critical situation unfolding in Egypt:
Read More »John Kerry Sails During Crisis, Sparking #JohnKerryYachtNames
Why is it that our leaders are never there when you really need them? The Romans experienced this when Emperor Nero fiddled while Rome burned. We experienced this on September 11th, 2012, when President Obama …
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